"I'd like to go in there," he said to the keeper, "but it would be
mean to go in without my family, and I cannot afford to pay for my
wife and seventeen children."
The keeper stared at him in astonishment. "Are all those your
children?" he gasped.
"Every one," said the man.
"You wait a minute," said the keeper. "I'm going to bring the elk out
and let them see you all."
_One Button was in Use_
A school principal was trying to make clear to his class the
fundamental doctrines of the Declaration of Independence.
"Now, boys," he said, "I will give you each three ordinary buttons.
Here they are. You must think of the first one as representing Life,
of the second one as representing Liberty, and the third one as
representing the Pursuit of Happiness. Next Sunday I will ask you
each to produce the three buttons and tell me what they represent."
The following Sunday the teacher said to the youngest member:
"Now, Johnnie, produce your three buttons and tell me what they stand
for."
"I ain't got 'em all," he sobbed, holding out two of the buttons.
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