What did she
always do first?"
And then a miss of sixteen said: "Kiss us."
_Very Easily Explained_
A neighbor whose place adjoined Bronson Alcott's had a vegetable
garden in which he took a great interest. Mr. Alcott had one also,
and both men were especially interested in their potato patches. One
morning, meeting by the fence, the neighbor said, "How is it, Mr.
Alcott, you are never troubled with bugs, while my vines are crowded
with them?"
"My friend, that is very easily explained," replied Mr. Alcott. "I
rise very early in the morning, gather all the bugs from my vines and
throw them into your yard."
_Proved His Teacher Wrong_
Little Willie's father found his youthful son holding up one of his
rabbits by the ears and saying to him: "How much is seven times seven,
now?"
"Bah," the father heard the boy say, "I knew you couldn't. Here's
another one. Six times six is how much?"
"Why, Willie, what in the world are you doing with your rabbit?" asked
the father.
Willie threw the rabbit down with disgust. "I knew our teacher was
lying to us," was all he said.
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