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"Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, June 11, 1919"

The
veterinary chief petty officer presided."--_Sunday Paper_.
The rank is new to us; but he must be just the man to look after the
interests of our sea-dogs.
* * * * *
From the "Transactions" of a photographic society:--
"Mr. ---- stated that as Architectural Photography covered a large
and varied field he purposed to confine his remarks to the line of
work most familiar to him, namely, The Interiors of some of the
great English Ministers."
Now at last we shall know if the Government's heart is in the right
place.
* * * * *
TO ROBERT OF THE FORCE.
Since first you loomed upon my infant ken
My firm belief has ever been, and still it is,
That you are fashioned not as other men
(Subject, at best, to mortal disabilities),
But come of more than human kin,
Immune, or practically so, from sin.
Godlike the poise that to your bearing lends
The aspect of a tower that never totters;
There's a divinity hath shaped your ends
(Rough-hewn, perhaps--especially your trotters);
Your ample chest, your generous girth
Have no precise similitude on earth.
I cannot picture you (though I have tried)
Wearing a bowler hat and tweed apparel,
Or craving sustenance for your inside
Drawn either from the oven or the barrel;
Scarcely you figure in my eye
As liable, in Nature's course, to die.


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