It would be interesting to have their names.
***
A grocer, according to a legal writer, is not compelled to take goods
out of the window to oblige a customer. The suggestion that a grocer is
expected to oblige anybody in any circumstances is certainly a novelty.
***
Uxbridge, says _The Evening News_, has no bandstand. Nor have we, but we
make no fuss about it.
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The Bolshevists in Russia, we are told, are busy sowing seeds of
sedition. For some time it has been suspected that the Bolshevists were
up to no good.
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HERBERT WELSH, aged sixty-seven, has started to walk from New Jersey to
New Hampshire, U.S.A., a distance of five hundred miles. In the absence
of fuller details we assume that HERBERT must have lost his train.
***
"Postage stamps," says a weekly snippets paper, "can be obtained at all
post-offices." This should prove a boon to those who have letters to
write.
***
It is thought if a certain well-known judge does not soon ask, "What is
whisky?" he will have to content himself with the past tense.
***
"What to do with a Wasp" is a headline in a contemporary. We have not
read the article, but our own plan with wasps is to try to dodge them.
***
We hear that complications may arise from an unfortunate mistake made at
a Jazz Competition held in London last week.
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