They may offer any two of the following: "Buckingham's Farewell;" "The
Signalman's Daughter;" "The Death of Little Nell" (_with voices_).
For candidates not seeking Honours a passable imitation of Mr. GEORGE
ROBEY will entitle to one group.
A.E.
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TWO VIEWS.
There was a high priest of illusion
Who rose by his leader's extrusion;
By way of amends
He invites his old friends
To extinguish their prospects by Fusion.
There was a great foe of delusion,
Who came to the honest conclusion
That Socialist Labour
Plays beggar-my-neighbour
And sought to defeat it by Fusion.
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A LEAP-YEAR RECORD.
"CAMBRIDGE UNIVERSITY SPORTS.--H.M. Abrahams winning the
long jump with a distance of 22yds. to his credit."--_Picture
Paper_.
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"THE PREMIER AND HIS FUTURE.
WHITHER GOETH THOU?"--_Headings in Daily Paper_.
Answer adjudged correct: "I knowest not."
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'Wanted, a Horse for its keep. Excellent cuisine."--_The Times
of Ceylon_.
_A la_ cart, we presume.
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"A roof garden for cats is included in the scheme for
the extension of the premises of Our Dumb Friends'
League.
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