This was what was done in other
branches of business, and if his colleagues wished to be like him, the
little busy B.F.B., and improve each shining hour, this is what they
would do.
And then the House adjourned.
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READY-MADE EPITAPHS.
On a Departed Clown.
Though lost to sight, to mummery dear.
On a Faithful Book-keeper.
Posted up.
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Wring the Belles.
American belles ought to make good housewives, because they put up with
little or no waist.
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To whom it may Concern.
Persons who take music by the wholesale are informed that they can
procure it of the street organ-grinders, who dispose of it by the
Barrel.
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Voice in the Air.
"What is honor? Air."--Sir JOHN FALSTAFF.
"What is dishonor? EYRE."--Every body.
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The "Cumming" Man.
The "sensation" editor of the _Sun_.
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[Illustration: "BLAG YER BOOTS, MISTER!"]
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A Huge Sell.
The appointing to cadetships at West-Point.
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