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"Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 01, April 2, 1870"


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Postal.
Frankly speaking, can Senator REVEL's letters be called _Blackmail_?
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Propagandism.
Ancient Rome was saved by a proper goose; modern Rome by a proper
gander.
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The Sheriff's party tell us that they are always "watch"ful in the
interest of the tax-payers. So they should be, for don't they own the
most "repeaters"?
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The Plays and Shows.
HAMLET--WITH A YELLOW WIG.
The poet--his name is of no consequence--has defined the evening as
"The close of the day when the HAMLET is still."
Evidently he was a bucolic, and not a metropolitan poet. Otherwise he
would have remembered that the close of the day, or, to speak with
mathematical accuracy, the hour of eight P.M., is precisely the time
when the HAMLET of a well-regulated theatrical community begins to make
himself vocally prominent. A few nights since, we had no less than three
HAMLETS propounding at the same time the unnecessary question, whether
to be or not to be is the correct thing. The serious HAMLET of the eagle
eye, and the burlesque HAMLET of the vulpine nose, are with us yet; but
the rival of the latter, the HAMLET of the taurine neck, has gone to
Boston, where his wiggish peculiarity will he better appreciated than it
was in this Democratic city.


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