Remove this board; get a head from another barrel of the same
size; place it properly upon the top; put some good hoops around the
ends, nail it all up tightly, and you will find that you will have a
very good barrel.
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Founded upon Fact.
Why is BRENTANO like a hardware man?
Because he keeps _Tomahawks_ for sale.
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Definition by an Envious Wood-Engraver.
ZINCALI--Artists who draw on zinc plates.
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[Illustration: AN AGGRAVATED CASE.
_Man with Muffler_. "IT ISN'T THE FACT OF THE SORE THROAT I MIND SO MUCH
AS THE SUSPICION THAT I CAUGHT IT FROM THAT BEASTLY SNOB, BURLAPS, WHO
OCCUPIES THE ROOMS OPPOSITE."]
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Truly Noble.
We have been requested to publish the following letter:
NEW-YORK, March 1, 1870.
TO THE PATRIOTS HAVING CHARGE OF THE MONUMENT TO VICTOR NOIR:
GENTLEMEN: I honor the brave! I am of America, American! I import from
bleeding France her brandy, her champagne, her claret, her olives, and
her sardines. I dispose of them at 1108 Lispenard street, New-York,
where my peculiar facilities enable me to offer unusual inducements to
the trade! I am with you and against tyrants! _Vive la freedom!_ I
inclose seven francs as a contribution to the monument! D.
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