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Haliburton, Thomas Chandler, 1796-1865

"Nature and Human Nature"

' As that holds good in most things, don't it show us the
folly now of those trifles we set our hearts on, when in one short
year they will be disregarded or forgotten?"
"Never fear," said I, "I am not a going to break the twelfth
commandment."
"Twelfth commandment," said he, repeatin' the words slowly, laying
down his book, taking off his spectacles, and lookin' hard at me,
almost onfakilised. "Twelfth commandment, did I hear right, Sam," said
he, "did you say that?"
Well, I saw there was a squall rising to windward, but boy like,
instead of shortening sail, and taking down royals and topgallant
masts, and making all snug, I just braved it out, and prepared to meet
the blast with every inch of canvas set. "Yes, Sir," said I, "the
twelfth."
"Dear me," said he, "poor boy, that is my fault. I really thought you
knew there were only ten, and had them by heart years ago. They were
among the first things I taught you. How on earth could you have
forgotten them so soon? Repeat them to me."
Well, I went through them all, down to "anything that is his," to
ampersand without making a single stop.
"Sam," said he, "don't do it again, that's a good soul, for it
frightens me. I thought I must have neglected you."
"Well," sais I, "there are two more, Sir."
"Two more," he said, "why what under the sun do you mean? what are
they?"
"Why," sais I, "the eleventh is, 'Expect nothin', and you shall not be
disappointed,' and the twelfth is, 'Fret not thy gizzard.


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