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Haliburton, Thomas Chandler, 1796-1865

"Nature and Human Nature"

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"Hogs like the pig, and dogs like the Newfoundlander at the door?"
"Oh, no, Massa, in course it don't stand to argument ob reason it was.
Oh, no, it was quadogs and quahogs--clams, you know. We calls 'em down
South, for shortness, hogs and dogs. Oh, Massa, in course you knows
dat--I is sure you does--you is only intendin' on puppose to make game
of dis here nigger, isn't you?"
"You villain," said I, "you took a rise out of me that time, at any
rate. It ain't often any feller does that, so I think you deserve a
glass of the old Jamaiky for it when we go on board. Now go and shoot
a Jesuit-priest if you see one."
The gall explained the order to her mother.
"Shoot the priest?" said she, in French.
"Shoot the priest," said Jerry; "shoot me!" And he popped down behind
his wife, as if he had no objection to her receiving the ball first.
She ran to her chest, and got out the little horn box with the nail of
St Francis, and looked determined to die at her post. Sorrow deposited
the gun in the corner, hung down his head, and said:
"Dis here child, Massa Slick, can't do no murder."
"Then I must do it myself," said I, rising and proceeding to get my
rifle.
"Slick," said the doctor, "what the devil do you mean?"
"Why," says I, a settin' down again, "I'll tell you. Jesuit-priests
were first seen in Spain and Portugal, where they are very fond of
them.


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