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Haliburton, Thomas Chandler, 1796-1865

"Nature and Human Nature"

Yes, I'd a plaguy
sight sooner see a man embroidering, which is about as contemptible an
accomplishment as an idler can have, than to hear him everlastingly
smack his lips, and see him open his eyes and gloat like an anaconda
before he takes down a bullock, horns, hair, and hoof, tank, shank,
and flank, at one bolt, as if it was an opium pill to make him sleep.
Well, all this long lockrum arose out of my saying I should like to
have the receipt by which Jessie's sister had cooked the salmon for
dinner; and I intend to get it too, that's a fact. As we concluded our
meal, "Doctor," sais I, "we have been meditating mischief in your
absence. What do you say to our makin' a party to visit the 'Bachelor
beaver's dam,' and see your museum, fixins, betterments, and what
not?"
"Why," said he, "I should like it above all things; but--"
"But what?" said I.
"But I am afraid, as you must stay all night, if you go, my poor
wigwam won't accommodate so many with beds."
"Oh! some of us will camp out," sais I, "I am used to it, and like it
a plaguy sight better than hot rooms."
"Just the thing," said he. "Oh! Mr Slick, you are a man after my own
heart. The nature of all foresters is alike, red or white, English or
French, Yankee or Blue-nose."
Jessie looked up at the co?ncidence of that expression with what I had
said yesterday.
"Blue-nose," said I, "Doctor," to familiarize the girl's mind to the
idea I had started of the mixed race being on a footing of equality
with the other two, "Blue-nose ought to be the best, for he is half
Yankee and half English; two of the greatest people on the face of the
airth!"
"True," said he, "by right he ought to be, and it's his own fault he
ain't.


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